Me: God? I have something important to tell you.
God: Yes… sure… I am here…. tell me.
Me: You seem a little agitated, what are you doing there?
God: Well…. I am building a Planet and it will crush soon to a star because I forgot something to put in the spinning formula.
Me: OMG… ok… so you don’t have time for me.
God: I always have time for you. Tell me.
Me: But you just said…
God: I always have time for humans, they can speak with me directly and at any time… this was the agreement with them because….
Me: Ok, ok, ok, ok…. whatever…. so I have something important to tell you…. I need your advice.
Me: Well I cannot help myself to take my sister’s toys.
God: How old is your sister?
Me: Two years old.
God: Well you are four years old so you need toys also, so it’s ok.
Me: But is not ok, what do you mean? I should not do this.
God: Ok, then don’t do it.
Me: But I want the toys.
God: Then take them.
Me: What? But this is…. this is…. just wrong.
God: Do you love your sister?
God: This is the most important thing and this is enough.
Me: You just cannot think properly because your new planet just crushed with the star.
God: What? OMG…. Noooooo.
Me: Just kidding… I don’t know, I am not God to see the Universe.
God: OMG… my new planet is still ok… I still have time…. I almost had a heart attack and I am not even human…. these 4 years old humans are so…. so… just don’t take your sisters toys anymore.
Me: Too late. The most important thing is that I love her.
God: I think I just made the life of his mother… worst… no… I should not use negative words…. positive words…. let’s use…. challenging….. Kid? Hello, kid? Are you still here?…. he is not here anymore, he went to play… well, this is it.
After few days!
Me: Hello God?
Me: I am the mother of the 4-year child that talked to you the other days.
God: OMG…. I am so busy with this planet that crushed…. will be crushed…. there is a star…
Me: Listen, God. I know you are God and stuff… but you should really check the advices you give to children.
God: Yes Madam.
Me: I love you, you know I do.
God: Yes Madam, I know.
Me: But you should behave more properly.
Me: This is all I have to say.
God: I love you.
Moral: Every kid knows God and talks with Him. God listens to everybody, anytime, very quick. He is always there and He respects mothers a lot