Chat with God

God: Secrets of His Love That He Never Keeps From Us

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God: Yellow!

Me: Stop bothering me and stop behaving like you are cool. You are not!

God: What happened?

Me: What? Nothing.

God: Come on. What happened?

Me: Uf! I have this website and I am trying to increase the traffic and I don’t know how.

God: Maybe I can help.

Me: You can not. What do you even know about the internet ?!?

God: Everything! I have created it.

Me: OMG, again with the same line… you have created everything and stuff… whatever… just leave me… I am doing something serious and you are distracting me.

God: Maybe you should do something fun… instead of serious.

Me: You know? I can not create like this. I should… like it. It should be… you know… fun.

God: Yes, fun, good idea.

Me: I will just do something fun for my website.

…After some time…

Me: God?

God: Sorry! Bussy!

Me: You are not busy. You never are.

God: What happened? You did something fun for your website and people like it?

Me: Yes. Exactly. How do you know?

God: It would clarify if I told you that I have created the entire Universe, with a lot of magic ingredients, and fun is one of my secret ingredients?

Me: Nope. And stop saying all these secrets to me. My friends always tease me because they don’t know from where I say the strange things I say.

God: From me of course.

Me: Exactly. This is what I am saying. So stop telling them to me.

God: Why? You always hear me.

Me: Uf! Whatever.

God: Hey? Do you want to know my future plans for humanity?

Me: NO!

God: What? Come on. Everybody wants to know this. Is like the biggest secret ever.

Me: Not interested.

God: I will tell you another day.

Me: Don’t.

God: I will.

Me: No.

Moral: There are no secrets. God is always more than willing to share everything with everyone.

Positive Words Research – God: SECRETS

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God: LOVE is the Only True Force in the Universe to Want

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God: Hi!

Me: Leave me.

God: What are you doing?

Me: Not your business.

God: Come on. Let me see.

Me: No.

God: Don’t be.

Me: I am not. Just stay out of it.

God: Why? What is all about?

Me: Nothing.

God: Are you in love again?

Me: See? This is why I don’t let you. You just like to comment on my things.

God: So what? Who is it?

Me: Nobody. I am not in love again.

God: Then what is it?

Me: Is nothing actually. I said that just to keep you interested.

God: But I am already interested. Let’s do something interesting.

Me: See? This is why I don’t tell you anything. Because you always put me to make all kind of things.

God: Uf! Then what do we do?

Me: Nothing. We just stay and do nothing.

God: Ok, then we will stay together and do nothing.

Me: Exactly.

God: Hmmm. This is actually wise.

Me: Yes.

God: Because you are my creation.

Me: You had to say it. Couldn’t help yourself.

God: Yes, couldn’t! Is true you know.

Me: Don’t care!

Moral: God is never bored with you.

Positive Words Research – God: LOVE

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God: HOPELESSNESS Is Not Fun And You Should Let It Go

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Me: Uf…

God: What’s wrong?

Me: Awful.

God: Are you ok?

Me: Horrible.

God: Just tell me, I will make it better for you.

Me: No.

God: Why? Don’t worry I can do it.

Me: Yeah…. right.

God: Honestly I can do it.

Me: This is too hard, you definitely can not do it.

God: I will do it on your behalf.

Me: If I can not do it, for sure you can not do it.

God: I will do it for you in the simplest and happiest way.

Me: This is ridiculous.

God: Just have faith.

Me: Have what?…. faith?…. wait a minute… who are you?

God: I am God.

Me: God is speaking with… me?

God: Definitely. Always.

Me: But I am not spiritual enough to talk to you.

God: You don’t need to. Any human can speak to me. This was and always will be.

Me: Well… I guess I am ok now.

God: Hmmm, but you seemed a little sad few moments ago. What changed?

Me: A few moments ago I was a nobody and now I am speaking with God… so I must also be somebody if I can speak with You.

God: You are a loving child of mine. I Love You to Infinity and Beyond.

Me: That ready feels nice.

God: Ok, goodbye now. Call me if you need me… but I will still hear you and come and help you, even if you don’t call me… hopelessness is not fun… oh… and raise your eyes… someone is looking for you. Bye now!

Me: Who is looking for me?…. oh… yes, I am the father… what?…. omg… thank God my wife and baby are ok. This is a miracle!

Moral:

God is always there with you, helping you, even when you have forgotten Him.

Positive Words Research – God: HOPELESSNESS IS NOT FUN

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God: CHALLENGING is Love Sometimes Therefore Have Faith

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Me: God?

God: ….

Me: God? I have something important to tell you.

God: Yes… sure… I am here…. tell me.

Me: You seem a little agitated, what are you doing there?

God: Well…. I am building a Planet and it will crush soon to a star because I forgot something to put in the spinning formula.

Me: OMG… ok… so you don’t have time for me.

God: I always have time for you. Tell me.

Me: But you just said…

God: I always have time for humans, they can speak with me directly and at any time… this was the agreement with them because….

Me: Ok, ok, ok, ok…. whatever…. so I have something important to tell you…. I need your advice.

God: Yes?

Me: Well I cannot help myself to take my sister’s toys.

God: How old is your sister?

Me: Two years old.

God: Well you are four years old so you need toys also, so it’s ok.

Me: But is not ok, what do you mean? I should not do this.

God: Ok, then don’t do it.

Me: But I want the toys.

God: Then take them.

Me: What? But this is…. this is…. just wrong.

God: Do you love your sister?

Me: Yes.

God: This is the most important thing and this is enough.

Me: You just cannot think properly because your new planet just crushed with the star.

God: What? OMG…. Noooooo.

Me: Just kidding… I don’t know, I am not God to see the Universe.

God: OMG… my new planet is still ok… I still have time…. I almost had a heart attack and I am not even human…. these 4 years old humans are so…. so… just don’t take your sisters toys anymore.

Me: Too late. The most important thing is that I love her.

God: I think I just made the life of his mother… worst… no… I should not use negative words…. positive words…. let’s use…. challenging….. Kid? Hello, kid? Are you still here?…. he is not here anymore, he went to play… well, this is it.

After few days!

Me: Hello God?

God: Yes.

Me: I am the mother of the 4-year child that talked to you the other days.

God: OMG…. I am so busy with this planet that crushed…. will be crushed…. there is a star…

Me: Listen, God. I know you are God and stuff… but you should really check the advices you give to children.

God: Yes Madam.

Me: I love you, you know I do.

God: Yes Madam, I know.

Me: But you should behave more properly.

God: ….

Me: This is all I have to say.

God: I love you.

Me: Hmmmmmmmmmmm

Moral: Every kid knows God and talks with Him. God listens to everybody, anytime, very quick. He is always there and He respects mothers a lot 🙂

Positive Words Research – God: CHALLENGING

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