God: SECRETS

Positive Words Describing God

God: Yellow!

Me: Stop bothering me and stop behaving like you are cool. You are not!

God: What happened?

Me: What? Nothing.

God: Come on. What happened?

Me: Uf! I have this website and I am trying to increase the traffic and I don’t know how.

God: Maybe I can help.

Me: You can not. What do you even know about the internet ?!?

God: Everything! I have created it.

Me: OMG, again with the same line… you have created everything and stuff… whatever… just leave me… I am doing something serious and you are distracting me.

God: Maybe you should do something fun… instead of serious.

Me: You know? I can not create like this. I should… like it. It should be… you know… fun.

God: Yes, fun, good idea.

Me: I will just do something fun for my website.

…After some time…

Me: God?

God: Sorry! Bussy!

Me: You are not busy. You never are.

God: What happened? You did something fun for your website and people like it?

Me: Yes. Exactly. How do you know?

God: It would clarify if I told you that I have created the entire Universe, with a lot of magic ingredients, and fun is one of my secret ingredients?

Me: Nope. And stop saying all these secrets to me. My friends always tease me because they don’t know from where I say the strange things I say.

God: From me of course.

Me: Exactly. This is what I am saying. So stop telling them to me.

God: Why? You always hear me.

Me: Uf! Whatever.

God: Hey? Do you want to know my future plans for humanity?

Me: NO!

God: What? Come on. Everybody wants to know this. Is like the biggest secret ever.

Me: Not interested.

God: I will tell you another day.

Me: Don’t.

God: I will.

Me: No.


Moral: There are no secrets. God is always more than willing to share everything with everyone.

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