Me: Leave me.
God: What are you doing?
Me: Not your business.
God: Come on. Let me see.
God: Don’t be.
Me: I am not. Just stay out of it.
God: Why? What is all about?
God: Are you in love again?
Me: See? This is why I don’t let you. You just like to comment on my things.
God: So what? Who is it?
Me: Nobody. I am not in love again.
God: Then what is it?
Me: Is nothing actually. I said that just to keep you interested.
God: But I am already interested. Let’s do something interesting.
Me: See? This is why I don’t tell you anything. Because you always put me to make all kind of things.
God: Uf! Then what do we do?
Me: Nothing. We just stay and do nothing.
God: Ok, then we will stay together and do nothing.
God: Hmmm. This is actually wise.
God: Because you are my creation.
Me: You had to say it. Couldn’t help yourself.
God: Yes, couldn’t! Is true you know.
Me: Don’t care!
Moral: God is never bored with you.