Positivist: Yes, OMG!
Negativist: Stop copying me.
Positivist: Stop making my life sad.
Negativist: I am not making it. It is already sad.
Positivist: No! It is not. My life is beautiful.
Negativist: You are living in your illusions!
Positivist: It is reality.
Positivist: This is why one of my rules is not to talk with negative people.
Negativist: Ok, butterfly!
Positivist: That is nice. Thank you.
Negativist: Hmmmmm… not.
Positivist: OMG you are hopeless.
Negativist: Remember. Think Positive!
Positivist: Ignoring you.
Negativist: Ignoring you also.
Positivist: Stop copying me.
Negativist: Stop making my life happy. I don’t like it.
Positivist: Bye, bye butterfly.
Negativist: Where are you going?
Positivist: In my illusions.
Negativist: Can I come also?
Positivist: Hmm. Ok!
Negativist: Flying away. Goodbye, cruel world. Going, never to return again.
Positivist: OMG, shut up or I will not take you with me anymore.
Negativist: Such a loss.
Positivist: You are such a bad company.
Negativist: For a positivist, you are not too positive.
Positivist: I will just not fight with you anymore. Fighting you just gives you more energy.
Negativist: No matter what I do, I always think of you. You don’t know what you mean to me.
Positivist: Oh, this is so lovely.
Negativist: Meaningless words.
Positivist: Just admit it, you too have a positive side.
Negativist: Yes, you are my positive side. I am 100% negative.
Positivist: What would you do without me?
Negativist: I would be 100% negative and feeling damn good about it!
Moral: The part of the mind that is positive and the part of the mind that is negative are always talking with each other, and the talk is not so bad as we might think.