Me: Stop bothering me and stop behaving like you are cool. You are not!
God: What happened?
Me: What? Nothing.
God: Come on. What happened?
Me: Uf! I have this website and I am trying to increase the traffic and I don’t know how.
God: Maybe I can help.
Me: You can not. What do you even know about the internet ?!?
God: Everything! I have created it.
Me: OMG, again with the same line… you have created everything and stuff… whatever… just leave me… I am doing something serious and you are distracting me.
God: Maybe you should do something fun… instead of serious.
Me: You know? I can not create like this. I should… like it. It should be… you know… fun.
God: Yes, fun, good idea.
Me: I will just do something fun for my website.
…After some time…
God: Sorry! Bussy!
Me: You are not busy. You never are.
God: What happened? You did something fun for your website and people like it?
Me: Yes. Exactly. How do you know?
God: It would clarify if I told you that I have created the entire Universe, with a lot of magic ingredients, and fun is one of my secret ingredients?
Me: Nope. And stop saying all these secrets to me. My friends always tease me because they don’t know from where I say the strange things I say.
God: From me of course.
Me: Exactly. This is what I am saying. So stop telling them to me.
God: Why? You always hear me.
Me: Uf! Whatever.
God: Hey? Do you want to know my future plans for humanity?
God: What? Come on. Everybody wants to know this. Is like the biggest secret ever.
Me: Not interested.
God: I will tell you another day.
God: I will.
Moral: There are no secrets. God is always more than willing to share everything with everyone.